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End of the LegalXXX Era

2005-12-17T22:30:00.000-08:00

Coming off my stellar performance in the 2005 Weblog Awards, the time has come to shut this baby down. Of course, I didn't even vote for myself during the polling. How lame is that?

But anyway, I've been blogging more and more at my new (anonymous) site lately and getting into the whole not uttering "contemptuous" language about elected represenatives thing. So it's time for me to officially

The Highest Grossing Gay Cowboy Movie Ever!

2005-12-12T20:16:00.000-08:00

Apparently Brokeback Mountain is setting all sorts of inconsequential records making it the highest grossing gay cowboy movie since Super Size Me.

Of course, being the highest grossing gay cowboy movie is kinda like being a world champion yodeler.

Am I glad I left Los Angeles?

2005-12-12T18:56:00.000-08:00

L.A. Braces for Riots Following Williams ExecutionCity leaders fear that the death of Williams could provoke the kind of unrest that followed the 1992 not-guilty verdict in the trial of police officers involved in the alleged beating of Rodney King. Raymond “The Hatchet Man” Locket, a member of the Westside Harlem Crips and a former associate of Williams, told LA Weekly: “Took die, the city fry.

Long Time No Blog

2005-12-12T10:22:00.000-08:00

As my 4 readers have noticed, I haven't been blogging at all. Reasons being legion:

(1) The movers killed my computer. Damn thing doesn't work now so I have no PC at home and the new one I've ordered has not arrived.

(2) The DSL modem I brought from L.A. (SBC) does not work with BellSouth DSL--had to order a new modem from them which has not arrived.

(3) Only access I have is while sitting

LegalXXX: Hit and Run Victim

2005-12-02T21:18:00.000-08:00

Seems like I spoke too soon about everyone being friendly and nice here in KY. While driving this afternoon to get some furniture and appliances for our new home we passed into hell, otherwise known as St. Matthews. I call it hell because people there are apparently the spawn of the Dark Lord.

"But Chris, what happened?" you ask. You ask, I tell:

Driving down Shelbyville Road we pull to a

I've Been Everywhere, Man

2005-11-30T22:00:00.000-08:00

We passed through Miami, Lebanon, and Cuba. Quite international we are.

Also, stop by A Slower Pace, whose propietor, Dan, made an almost identical move as we are making now (Southern CA to Louisville, KY) a year ago.

And if this post about a truly good Samaratin doesn't just make you want to move to KY, nothing will.

Is this the way to Amarillo?

2005-11-29T23:05:00.000-08:00

It's fun to be homeless. That's right, the wife and I are homeless. We left our apartment on Monday and we don't take possession of our house until December 4. So we're basically bums until then. Can you spare a dollar?

Writing to you from the beautiful Residence Inn of Amarillo, TX, we're making good time so far. We left Los Angeles at 3pm Monday and got into Phoenix around 9pm local time

Maybe I Should Have Joined the Navy

2005-11-18T17:13:00.000-08:00

Life In The Navy Rocks Even Harder Than The Commercial ImpliedOne minute, I'm crouched on the deck of an aircraft carrier barking something into a helmet-mounted headset that you can't even friggin' hear because the music's so loud. Next, I'm dashing through the Mojave under the weight of a large pack and jumping out of a helicopter into the ocean wearing some kind of James Bond one-man

Castro Denies He Has Parkinsons

2005-11-18T12:45:00.000-08:00

Rambles incoherently to prove it. Cuban President Fidel Castro has portrayed as wishful thinking reports from the United States that he is suffering from Parkinson's Disease.

In a speech lasting over five hours, he said he felt fine and remarked that his ideological enemies had declared him dead.Yeah, nothing says "mentally fit" like a five-hour speech.

Lindsay Lohan Still Has Her Boobies

2005-11-18T12:31:00.000-08:00

Via The Superficial

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