I've Been Everywhere, Man

We passed through Miami, Lebanon, and Cuba. Quite international we are.

Also, stop by A Slower Pace, whose propietor, Dan, made an almost identical move as we are making now (Southern CA to Louisville, KY) a year ago.

And if this post about a truly good Samaratin doesn't just make you want to move to KY, nothing will.

Is this the way to Amarillo?

It's fun to be homeless. That's right, the wife and I are homeless. We left our apartment on Monday and we don't take possession of our house until December 4. So we're basically bums until then. Can you spare a dollar?

Writing to you from the beautiful Residence Inn of Amarillo, TX, we're making good time so far. We left Los Angeles at 3pm Monday and got into Phoenix around 9pm local time

Maybe I Should Have Joined the Navy

Life In The Navy Rocks Even Harder Than The Commercial ImpliedOne minute, I'm crouched on the deck of an aircraft carrier barking something into a helmet-mounted headset that you can't even friggin' hear because the music's so loud. Next, I'm dashing through the Mojave under the weight of a large pack and jumping out of a helicopter into the ocean wearing some kind of James Bond one-man

Castro Denies He Has Parkinsons

Rambles incoherently to prove it. Cuban President Fidel Castro has portrayed as wishful thinking reports from the United States that he is suffering from Parkinson's Disease.

In a speech lasting over five hours, he said he felt fine and remarked that his ideological enemies had declared him dead.Yeah, nothing says "mentally fit" like a five-hour speech.

Lindsay Lohan Still Has Her Boobies

Via The Superficial

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