End of the LegalXXX Era

Coming off my stellar performance in the 2005 Weblog Awards, the time has come to shut this baby down. Of course, I didn't even vote for myself during the polling. How lame is that?

But anyway, I've been blogging more and more at my new (anonymous) site lately and getting into the whole not uttering "contemptuous" language about elected represenatives thing. So it's time for me to officially

The Highest Grossing Gay Cowboy Movie Ever!

Apparently Brokeback Mountain is setting all sorts of inconsequential records making it the highest grossing gay cowboy movie since Super Size Me.

Of course, being the highest grossing gay cowboy movie is kinda like being a world champion yodeler.

Am I glad I left Los Angeles?

L.A. Braces for Riots Following Williams ExecutionCity leaders fear that the death of Williams could provoke the kind of unrest that followed the 1992 not-guilty verdict in the trial of police officers involved in the alleged beating of Rodney King. Raymond “The Hatchet Man” Locket, a member of the Westside Harlem Crips and a former associate of Williams, told LA Weekly: “Took die, the city fry.

Long Time No Blog

As my 4 readers have noticed, I haven't been blogging at all. Reasons being legion:

(1) The movers killed my computer. Damn thing doesn't work now so I have no PC at home and the new one I've ordered has not arrived.

(2) The DSL modem I brought from L.A. (SBC) does not work with BellSouth DSL--had to order a new modem from them which has not arrived.

(3) Only access I have is while sitting

LegalXXX: Hit and Run Victim

Seems like I spoke too soon about everyone being friendly and nice here in KY. While driving this afternoon to get some furniture and appliances for our new home we passed into hell, otherwise known as St. Matthews. I call it hell because people there are apparently the spawn of the Dark Lord.

"But Chris, what happened?" you ask. You ask, I tell:

Driving down Shelbyville Road we pull to a